![]() ![]() A sisterhood who have each other's backs. They live by the code of the ancient Amazons. LGBSteve Klaus: These women are warriors. Francine: We're so goddamn rich this is how we drink our coffee! Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas Stan: Honey? Where's my morning B.J.? I have to get my own breakfast juice? Some Christmas. Pec to boob? I don't know shit about hugging. Klaus: HAH! NICE TRY! Big Stan on Campus (during the student protest) Students: Camp Sec sucks! Camp Sec sucks! Camp Sec sucks! Stan (countering): It's all good! It's all good! Now and Gwen Steve: Face to neck. Klaus: I killed them! I KILLED THEM ALL! DO YOU HEAR THAT, STAN!?! Stan: Once they've taken care of Klaus, the house will be ours again! Stan: He's opening it! It's working! Klaus: Oh no! NOT THE KITTIES AND THE BIRDIES! And it's all for me! What could it be? Maybe a giant aquarium? Maybe it's a lifetime supply of fish food! Or maybe it's Stan, Francine, and Hayley. ![]() Klaus: Ooh, hello! I wonder what it is? Oh, it's big. Klaus: Stan, you're never getting back in! Deliveryman: I got a delivery for Klaus Heisler? Roger: Shit! Shit! Dammit! We're so fucking late! ![]() Steve: But the tournament is in twenty minutes! Roger: Don't worry about time. You're gonna fight with cold, calculating technique! You're not an angry boy, Steve, so there's nothing to harness, but that's okay, because people who fight with anger are sloppy. Roger: Lesson Two- don't worry about where I live. Did you know he lives in his dojo? Steve: Well, you technically live in yours. Steve: Sensei Tom is teaching Snot to fight with anger, so I need help harnessing mine. Snot: Did I like Martin more than you did?! I kinda just thought we'd do this new thing. Snot: Which we can use to get Martin out of juvie, brilliant! Steve: No, Snot. CIAPOW Scents and Sensei-bility Steve: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin', Snot? Snot: We visit him in juvenile hall every month until he gets out and then we all move in together? Steve: No! We take karate at his dojo. Scientists have proven it, but their research was ignored because they were boring brown-haired scientists. Everyone knows blondes get more attention.
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